epub |eng | 2006-01-16 | Author:Dave Barry

So, to summarize: Nobody really knows what the stock market is going to do. There may be some people who have some inside information about individual stocks, but they sure ...

epub | | | Author:Zac Bissonnette

epub |eng | 2009-10-01 | Author:Adams, A.J. [Adams, A.J.]

CUSTOMER #2: “Yeah! You guys should have dogsleds on the side just in case.” ORIGINAL CUSTOMER: “Don’t be ridiculous!” CUSTOMER #2: *in a very apologetic tone* “I’m sorry, I thought ...

epub |eng | 2014-04-08 | Author:Leifer, Carol [Leifer, Carol]

With Paul Reiser backstage in Atlantic City, 1982. CHAPTER 11 WHO ELSE IS A PROCTOLOGIST GONNA TALK TO? Back when I was starting out in New York, I got booked ...

epub |eng | | Author:Scott Adams

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epub, azw3 |eng | | Author:Stephen Colbert

epub |eng | 2011-02-28 | Author:BEN RYDER HOWE [Howe, Ben Ryder]

A WEEK OR so after the sauce delivery, Mother Nature decides that having inflicted one of her coldest winters ever on the East Coast, she needs to throw in a ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2013-09-03 | Author:Si Robertson [Robertson, Si]

“I don’t know any redneck who’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red Fun Neck!” Black Market WHILE I WAS IN Vietnam, I became sort of a psychologist for ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2010-01-01 | Author:Paul O'Grady [O'Grady, Paul]

CHAPTER 10 Wedding Bells ON APRIL FOOL’S DAY 1977, VERA ARRIVED FOR ANOTHER weekend but this time stayed three years. Since he didn’t have a job he needed to sign ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2010-09-21 | Author:Jason Wilson

Since I was already drinking my way through Italy, I decided to veer northeast and head to up to the Veneto, to Bassano del Grappa, a charming city at the ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2009-01-02 | Author:Ben Ryder Howe

A WEEK OR so after the sauce delivery, Mother Nature decides that having inflicted one of her coldest winters ever on the East Coast, she needs to throw in a ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2012-04-02 | Author:Jen Campbell [Campbell, Jen]

CUSTOMER: Do you do gift wrap? BOOKSELLER: No, I’m afraid we don’t, sorry. CUSTOMER: I tell you what; I’ll nip to the Post Office and buy some wrapping paper. Then ...

epub |eng | 2013-11-19 | Author:Ron Burgundy [Burgundy, Ron]

RECIPE 7: “THE EXECUTIVE” Well, here it is, my favorite and a sure winner. I don’t leave the house without the Executive because it’s just a no-nonsense heavy breath that ...

epub, mobi |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Si Robertson [Robertson, Si]

“I don’t know any redneck who’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red Fun Neck!” Black Market WHILE I WAS IN Vietnam, I became sort of a psychologist for ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2012-11-22 | Author:George Takei [Takei, George]

By the Numbers When I first started posting my miscellany online, I had only one number to keep track of — Twitter followers. At the time, I didn’t have a ...